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Pua not giving a damn dating relationship timing brian rsd pick up

LIsten to your internal timing in a relationship PUA Not Giving a Damn Dating Relationship Timing Brian RSD Pick Up Category: Howto & Style Length: 00:07:09.750 Tags: .

 

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Wainy days #25 'angel' (janeane garofalo, ed helms, lucy punch)

More: www.MyDamnChannel.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com An angel takes David on a journey through all the significant moments of his life: being conceived, freshman year, and his job at the sweatshop. Guest starring Janeane Garofalo & Jeffrey Ross as David's parents, Ed Helms as the doctor and Lucy Punch as the Angel. Category: Shows Length: 00:04:15.750 Tags: Damn dating David .

 

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Women make dating too damn difficult

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Dating game - arden cho

NOTE: MUST WATCH IN HD to get the right video ratio! DATING GAME IS BACK... special project that I'm putting up NOW cause i will be busy for the next two weeks so enjoy the THIRD VIDEO THIS WEEK cause i will be missing for a bit. Sometimes you think you're a lot smoother than you think around the ladies yeah? enjoy suckas :) Guest starring: ARDEN CHO: www.youtube.com Special help from: PAUL KIM: www.youtube.com EUNICE KISS: www.youtube.com Written: David So Produced/Edited: Anthony Bui Karaoke Extras: Eric Park Becky Whang David Jeon Sam Lim and two beautiful ladies whose names I can't remember.... DAMN Category: Comedy Length: 00:03:18.750 Tags: .

 

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#1 "shelly"

NEW episode up on My Damn Channel: MyDamnChannel.com David makes a date with an old acquaintance - a beautiful woman who seems too good to be true. Maybe... she is. Starring David Wain (The Ten, Stella) and Elizabeth Banks (40 Year Old Virgin, Scrubs, Zack and Miri Make A Porno). Category: Shows Length: 00:02:27 Tags: Elizabeth Banks games .

 

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Tenmagnet and cajun teleseminar part 1 with enlightenment dating

Enlightenmentdating.com http Teleseminar with Tenmagnet and Canjun from Lovesystems. Andy Anderson Cajun Tenmagnet Neil Strauss Savoy Mystery Juggler RSD Tyler Durden Category: Education Length: 00:08:09 Tags: .

 

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#2 "the date"

NEW episodes at: www.MyDamnChannel.com David and Shelly get together and sparks fly. But a dark reminder of Shelly's past becomes all too present.... Starring David Wain (The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer) and Elizabeth Banks (40 Year Old Virgin, Scrubs). Category: Shows Length: 00:03:13.500 Tags: .

 

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3 - "myturn" (amy miles)

MORE: www.MyDamnChannel.com David decides to take matters of the heart into his own hands but what about Clovie? With David Wain (The Ten, The State), Amy Miles (The Wrong Coast, Stella), Mather Zickel (The Ten, Horrible People) and Josh Charles (Sports Night, Dead Poets Society). Category: Shows Length: 00:02:25.500 Tags: Comedy .

 

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Wainy days #14 'the pact' (ken marino)

More: www.MyDamnChannel.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com David makes good on a promise from long ago...a promise of sex. Starring David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer), Ken Marino (The Ten, Diggers), Missy Yager (Six Feet Under). CAST David - David Wain Tammy - Missy Yager Gordon - Ken Marino Young David - Braeden Lemasters Young Tammy - Skye Arens Tammy & Gordon's Children - McKenna Greenleaf Faulk Lukas Jann Category: Shows Length: 00:04:50.250 Tags: .

 

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Dating games episode 4 : text-a-holic

Thanks for checking out our show! Check out our Guest Star for Ep. 4, 5, & 6: David Spates (the funniest 'motherfudger' on Youtube!) www.youtube.com Dating Games is back with a New Episode. Please Vote in the comment box below. A) Invite him over so they can all check him out. B) Dump this Psycho. C) Keep dating him until he shows more "crazy" signs. Starring: Adriane McLean, Chi'Von Golden, & Erin Hoover Guest Starring: David Spates Created by: Adriane McLean Written & Directed by: Nicoya Davidson Producers: Adriane McLean, Nicoya Davidson, & Charles Davidson Edited by: Charles W. Davidson Check out Episode 1: www.youtube.com Check out Episode 2: www.youtube.com Check out Episode 3: www.youtube.com Category: Comedy Length: 00:03:14.250 Tags: .

 

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Why black men love white women so damn much!

WATCH THIS VIDEO HERE IS LINK: www.youtube.com Category: People & Blogs Length: 00:03:11.250 Tags: .

 

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Wainy days #8: plugged - remastered!

[This episode has been reposted in HD] More: More: www.MyDamnChannel.com 2008 Webby Award Winner Best Comedy Series Jason Sudeikis (SNL, 30 Rock) plays a post-plastic surgery David Wain. See the changes in his love life... or lack thereof? Written, Directed and Produced by Jonathan Stern (Producer of The Ten, The Vagina Monologues, Scotland, PA). Starring David Wain (The Ten, The State, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer), Jason Sudeikis (Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock), Matt Ballard (Stella, Dennis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas), Zandy Hartig (Stella, Anna on the Neck) and Beth Dover (The Ten) Category: Comedy Length: 00:03:35.250 Tags: .

 

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Wainy days #8 'plugged' (jason sudeikis)

More: www.MyDamnChannel.com 2008 Webby Award Winner Best Comedy Series Jason Sudeikis (SNL, 30 Rock) plays a post-plastic surgery David Wain. See the changes in his love life... or lack thereof? Written, Directed and Produced by Jonathan Stern (Producer of The Ten, The Vagina Monologues, Scotland, PA). Starring David Wain (The Ten, The State, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer), Jason Sudeikis (Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock), Matt Ballard (Stella, Dennis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas), Zandy Hartig (Stella, Anna on the Neck) and Beth Dover (The Ten) Category: Shows Length: 00:03:40.500 Tags: .

 

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Wainy days #9 'dorvid days' (jonah hill & thomas lennon)

More: www.MyDamnChannel.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com 2008 Webby Award Winner Best Comedy Series David travels to LA to be with a woman whose brother (Jonah Hill) has Stephen Hawking's Disease. Starring David Wain (The Ten, The State, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer), Jonah Hill (Superbad, Evan Almighty, Knocked Up), Thomas Lennon (Balls of Fury, Reno 911!, Memento), Jennifer Westfeldt (Notes from the Underbelly, Kissing Jessica Stein, See Jane Run). Written by Max Winkler (The King of Central Park) and Matt Spicer. Directed by Max Winkler. Produced by Jonathan Stern (The Ten, Diggers, The Vagina Monologues). Category: Shows Length: 00:03:24.750 Tags: .

 

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Wainy days #7: the bank - remastered!

[This episode has been reposted in HD] More: www.MyDamnChannel.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com 2008 Webby Award Winner Best Comedy Series Ken Marino (Party Down, Childrens Hospital) plays himself and helps David get what women really want: Cold. Hard. Money. Written by Ian Helfer (Actor in Wet Hot American Summer, Stella, Law & Order, A Star Close to Home), Directed by Ian Helfer & Michael Ian Black (The State, Ed, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer, The Ten, Reno 911: Miami). Produced by Jonathan Stern (The Ten, The Vagina Monologues, Scotland PA). Starring David Wain (The Ten, The State, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer), Michael Ian Black, Heidi Neurauter (Stella), Ken Marino (Veronica Mars, Reno 911!: Miami, The Ten) and Laura Flanagan Category: Comedy Length: 00:03:09.750 Tags: .

 

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Crackheads.com dating service

Looking for that special someone? Find them on Crackheads.Com! The very first sketch of Project 614. The next productions are going to feature more quality, more laughs, and more insanity (is it possible?!). Tell your friends, subscribe, and find your soulmate at the same time! Cast List: Tom Andre - Director, Writer, DP, Editor, Bizzy T Jane Wetherholt - Samantha Owens Mike Galusick - Harry Jonathan Qualls - Testimonial Man Jennifer Nitri - Girl on Phone Jamie Barrow - Crackhead on Phone Casey May - Chip Deuschman, Voiceover Kris Jones - Crazy Ass Man Jason Johns - Camera Mel Gibson - Haha And a special thanks goes to Josh Lange and Nate Orsini. Some rather horrible tech problems completely destroyed their scenes, and they put some damn good work into the project. Thank you guys for everything you gave. Category: Entertainment Length: 00:02:28.500 Tags: .

 

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A jelena story ep. 1 part 2| gonna make damn sure

Here part 2 yo! Mitchell: Hey! Selena: *giggles* Mitchell: I've got a lot of brain up here! *points to his head* Its practically oozing out of my ears! ???: Speaking of things oozing out you should probably wipe your nose.... *laughs* Mitchell: *Wipes his nose* Dude your so messed up man... One day I'll get you back for everything! ???: Righttt you think on that then.. *turns to Selena* You look really familiar..have we met before? Selena: Maybe.. I dunno its possible I lived here 4 years ago but then I moved.. ???: What did you say your last name was? Selena: Gomez, Selena Gomez and you are? ???: Wondering who you are *raises an eyebrow* (ahahaha I got that off of Demitri Martin! He's so adorable and funny lol) Selena: Nice one ???: Thanks I try, I'm David Henrie Selena: *Stares at him cause the name sounds familiar* ~Flashback~ Selena: *Walking towards the Jonas house and just looking at the sidewalk* David: *Skating and not really paying attention till he sees a girl in front him* Ahhhh WATCH OUT! Selena: *Looks up and screams* David: *Jumps out of the way and falls on a lawn* Dude...that was wicked..*rubbing his head* Selena: *Runs to him* Omg! Are you okay??? ThisisallmyfaultishouldvebeenwatchingwhereiwaswalkingbutididntseeyouandOMGareyouokay? David:*Really confused and looks up at her* I'm fine its okay just a small bump on the head *Looks into her eyes and doesn't feel any pain* Are you hurt? Selena: No I'm fine *Smiles at him* David: *Just staring at her Thinking ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:02:19.500 Tags: .

 

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Tattoo(mme season 2) chapter 16

Tattoo(MmE Season 2) ( A Nick Jonas Love Story) Chapter 16 (Selena's POV) SELENA: David, when are you coming to Chicago so I can see you? DAVID: I don't know babe. Hopefully, this weekend. SELENA: Yay, but we have to be sneaky Ashly still doesn't know we're together. DAVID: Well, good I like being sneaky. (I giggled into the phone. We talked for a few more minutes until I heard the front door close.) SELENA: Baby, I gotta go. Someone's here. DAVID: Alright, love you. SELENA: Love you too. (I hung up the phone and walked into the living room where Kat, Robin, and Nicole were all smiles about something.) KAT: I can't believe she gave in that quick! ROBIN: I know, but they are so cute together. NICOLE: Yeah! SELENA: What are you guys talking about? ROBIN: This. (She turned her Mac Book towards me and I saw a picture of Ashly and Nick kissing. Damn it.) SELENA: What the hell?! How are you guys happy about this?! KAT: A better question would be why are you not happy about this? SELENA: Because I hate him! He's not right for Ashly. ROBIN: Uh, yeah he is. SELENA: No he's not! He's a freaking loser! NICOLE: Hey! Don't talk about my daddy that way you bitch! (Kat's POV) (We all looked down at Nicole.) SELENA: Excuse me? Now where did you hear that from? NICOLE: From you. SELENA: Well never say that word again! Especially not to me because I can spank you if that's what you want. (Nicole's bottom lip started to quiver and she ran upstairs crying. I looked at Selena.) KAT: Whoa, you ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:28.500 Tags: .

 

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Ali-g interviews posh spice and david beckham

Ali-G Interviews Posh Spice and David Beckham for a fund raise in England. Hilarious! Category: Comedy Length: 00:07:58.500 Tags: .

 

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Dave chapelle - men and women psychology - very true

Dave talks about how men and women don't get along anymore and that chivalry is dead... but women killed it. smartest man ever. watch, its funny! Category: Comedy Length: 00:07:50.250 Tags: .

 

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Dave chappelle - grape drink

Funny as fcuk Category: Comedy Length: 00:02:36 Tags: .

 

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Disney love story ep.1

Hey guys first video. Not going to be good but whatever. ============== Staring- Joe Jonas- 18 Demi Lovato- 17 Justin Bieber- 16 Selena Gomez- 17 Nick Jonas- 17 Miley Cyrus- 17 Relationships =========== Girls- Demi is dating Taylor (L) but really likes Joe but doesnt want to say anything Miley is dating Zac (E) likes Nick and told him but he just wants to be single Selena is dating David (H) "thinks" shes in love with him. Boys- Joe is single and has a crush on "Miley" but she is dating Zac. (He will start to like Demi pretty soon) Nick is single but is a BIG player and fucked ALL the girls in school but Miley,Selena, and Demi. Justin is completly in love with Selena but she thinks of him different. Story Time ============== Demi- (wearing www.polyvore.com ) Hey guys and gals *Smiles* Miley- (wearing www.polyvore.com Hey demz! How was your week end? Demi- Oh you know the same old same old thing, Taylor took me out and pretty much chilled with my brother (refering to Joe there bestfriends but only Miley and Selena know the real thing) Miley- Sounds good! Demi-Yepp and yours? Miley-BORING I had to stay with my dad ALL weekend and his idea to fun is sitting on the couch with a bag of chips watching some lame ass movie. Demi-Sorry for the pain. Hey wheres Selena? Miley-Who knows? She was supposed to be with Nick but knowing her shes with David. Selena-*popping out of no where* You know whats funny? Whenever you guys decide to talk about me I always magicaly appear. *Winks ... Category: Film & Animation Length: 00:00:33.750 Tags: onetruemedia .

 

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Emmys for love - pilot season

More: www.mydamnchannel.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com Earl (David Waterman) handicaps his chances to make it in showbiz while Andy Kind (Andy Kindler) tries to make Chockley a prison bitch/sitcom star. Category: Shows Length: 00:04:03 Tags: .

 

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Smoove on smooth - drinking responsibly

Get smoothified with Paul Masson Brandy and JB Smoove www.facebook.com Category: Comedy Length: 00:00:39 Tags: .

 

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Do you really love me??epi 1

Selena has been dating David for about 2 weeks and they were at Pizza Hut on a date.Then... Selena: David wat do u find most attractive in me David: Your boobs Selena: WHAT!! David: im just kidding Selena: Stop playing around im serious David: Its kindda hard there ra lot of things I like about u Selena: Just pick 1 David: I luv your Personality. Your smart kind and Beautiful. Selena: Yeah I kno*gets seriously angry* Then why did u cheat on me wit Jeanette (Jeanette McCurdy im not sure if that's how u spell it but its Sam from icarly) David: What how can u think that?!?! Selena: It's all around the school that u guy's hav sex like every other night. David: Oh...umm.. that's not true*lying* Selena: you kno u can lie right*walks away but turns back* Oh yea...David its over David: Selena wait *whispers to him self*Damn it As Selena rushes out the door she bumps into someone. Selena: im sooo sorry Nick-hey its okay Selena-ok then Nick-wait wats the problem Selena: ohh its nothing Nick- ok then Kevin- hi nick who is Ur friend Nick: I don't how Ur name yet kev I wuz just getting to dat so wat ur name Selena: my name is Selena wats your names Nick: well im Nick and dat is Kevin and Joe is coming just now Selena: ohh it was nice meeting u Nick: same here Selena: I hav to go The next day was school and Selena and Demi was waiting for the bell to ring. Selena: you'll never guess wat happened to me yesterday.*sad tone* Demi: wat Selena: I broke up wit David Demi:wat y Selena: you ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:27 Tags: .

 

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Dear diary // jemi // part 8 (m3/10)

(M3/5) 22nd December 2002 Bonjour, as they say in France :) I am soo sorry that I didn't write in here since such a long time now. But I have a good excuse: I had to spend all my time with my amazing boyfriend Joe Jonas, and school is pretty much taking up my time also. But now there are vacation and I finally got the time to write in here again. To tell the truth I had forgotten about this little diary already :( Sorry... I bet you wanna know what happened during those 4 months. Well Joe and I are a happy couple who is going to spend their very first Christmas together. *squeal* I had gotten those really cool braces for me and Joe. They were simple and had our names written on the end of them. My dad and I were going to spend Christmas Eve the same way as ever, drinking hot chocolate while watching Christmas movies on the TV. On Christmas morning then we are going over to Joe's family, I am so nervous because it's going to be the first time I will meet his parents and my dad will meet his parents. Joe and my dad got along pretty good, after my dad had accepted us going out it went pretty well. They had a lot in common, such as baseball. Joe was over here so often and no not just for me, no whenever there was a baseball game, or any other sport game on Joe and my dad were sitting in front of the damn TV watching it together. So I still wanted to tell you about the mean time. Nothing much happened. I had a lot friends by now. Miley, David, Taylor (no not the bitch) Selena ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:03.750 Tags: .

 

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Still here 1.1 nelena

Emma Roberts as Emma Cyrus Selena Gomez as Selena Jonas Joe Jonas as joe cyrus miley as herself nick as hisself kevin jonas as kevin gomez david henrie as hisself -------------------------------------- Season 1 Episode 1 --------------first year of softmore------------- Selena:-sleeping- Clock:-rings- Demi[her sister]:-wakes up;yawns and stretches,gets out of bed and gets ready- After 154 minutes it's 7:00 [cuz the alarm is set for 6:45 am] Selena:-wakes up- Oh look it's 7:0---- 7:00?!?!? CRAP!! DEMI! Demi:Yea? Selena:THANKS ALOT I GOT 30 MINUTES TO GET READY,WHY THE FU---- Demi: Language! Selena: Who gives a Damn!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?!??! Demi: You're welcome.....-talks really fast-immatureskategirlbitchthatsskateboard.... Selena: -in the bathroom brushing teeth- Wh-oat? Demi:Whatever get ready! 15 more mins anyway.....! [Both Ready and walk to school] Emma:-skateboarding and david bumps into her;falls-WHAT THE HELL MAN!?? Good way to start a fresh year?!?!-glares- David:Yea Iknow,I'm awesome and popular,skatergirl....!Just move out of my way! Emma: You KNOW WHAT? David:Is that im super cool,what? Emma:-puts up thee middle finger- SCREW YOU MAYBE YOU SAY THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND!FU*K YOU!! David : -gasp- Oh No You Didn't! Emma: Oh Yes I Did,you sound gay-fake gasp- Awwwwww,all boys will love you....-laughs and skates away- David:Damn,i'll get her one day.! Selena:-sees david and runs to him;kisses him- Get who one day? David:Uhh..... My sister,baby,she's been on my ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:21.750 Tags: .

 

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David

haha he thought he was on a damn datin show Category: People & Blogs Length: 00:00:12 Tags: .

 

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In love with my step father ep.76 [pathetic]

I'm sooo sorry I havent uploaded this one recently! I hadn't realized!!! OK, here you gooooo!! :) David-Uhm...what? That was kind of random. Joe-Yeah I know....Does he? David-Well...he thinks she's pretty? Joe-He thinks she's beautiful...does.he.like.her? David-Would you kill him if I said yes? Joe-Yes David-Then no Joe-David... David-Maybe Joe groans-Ugh, I knew it! I...ugh, I fucking knew it! David-Psh, I could tell from the look in your eyes you knew and wanted to get him out. He was like...all over Demi? Joe-I know right I about murdered him with my eyes. David chuckles-Smooth, but Zac's not the type to break someone up so don't worry Joe breathes with relief-Ok, good David-But...he is a flirt Joe-Damn David-Yeah, can't help you there...but it shouldn't be too bad since he knows she's pregnant, engaged and getting married after the babies are born and your divorce is final. Joe-Just a few more months. I can't wait. Like, literally. This is taking forever! David chuckles-Chill Joe. Demi loves you, she's with you now, she'll be with you then...you got nothing to worry about. Joe-Yes, I do? I worry about losing her everyday. David-Pathetic *Jokes* Joe chuckles-Seriously David-You sound like...gay. Joe-It's not gay to say I worry about losing my fiancé everyday? David-Yes...it is Joe-Hey, maybe you're gay...I don't see you hooking up with anyone? *Smirks* David-Hey I'm dating... Joe-All guys *smirks again* David glares playfully-Sure, of course. Joe chuckles-Who is the ... Category: Travel & Events Length: 00:00:03.750 Tags: .

 

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A semi story chapt.9

chapt.9 Selena rushed through the hall for like 10 minutes before she finally found Naya at her locker. Selena:*out of breathe* I ...half..been looking for you ...everywhere *she bent over on her knees* naya: you have got to be one of the laziest vampires I have ever met selena:whatever I need your help with something naya:*shakes her head* nope I told you that was the last time i'll watch a video of that kid getting humped by a dog selena: oh come on....kid getting humped by a dog is hilarious anyway that's not what this is about as much as I hate these words coming out of my mouth I need your help naya:*grins* taking advantage* and what can I do for you my lovely sister selena:*rolls her eyes and mumbles the words* ineedyourhelpwithsomething? naya:i'm sorry what was that? selena:I said I need your help bitch naya:*laughs and puts her books away* that's not itttttttt selena:*groans* Naya please I met the girl of my dreams today and she invited me to a party and If I don't look drop dead gorgeous I might miss this chance pleaseeee naya:*sighs dramatically* gahh fine just stop whining you can be soo dramatic *flips her hair and walks away selena:*mumbles* your one to talk Selena made her way to last period.Sadly she was stuck in french class between this skinny dude with crazy hair who looked like a meth addict.And a huge hairy dude that won't stop farting.Thank god she didn't need to breathe that much. Demi hummed slightly washing her hands in the girls bathroom,miley ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:44.250 Tags: .

 

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Gone with the wind (2/6) movie clip - bidding for scarlett (1939) hd

Gone with the Wind Movie Clip - watch all clips j.mp click to subscribe j.mp Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) shocks the crowd at the benefit auction when he bids on Scarlett (Vivien Leigh). TM & © Warner Bros. Ent. (2012) Cast: Harry Davenport, Clark Gable, Alberto Morin, Tom Seidel, Vivien Leigh Director: Victor Fleming, George Cukor, Sam Wood MOVIECLIPS YouTube Channel: j.mp Join our Facebook page: j.mp Follow us on Twitter: j.mp Buy Movie: j.mp Producer: David O. Selznick Screenwriter: Margaret Mitchell, Sidney Howard, Oliver HP Garrett, Ben Hecht, Jo Swerling, John Van Druten Film Description: Gone With the Wind boils down to a story about a spoiled Southern girl's hopeless love for a married man. Producer David O. Selznick managed to expand this concept, and Margaret Mitchell's best-selling novel, into nearly four hours' worth of screen time, on a then-astronomical 3.7-million-dollar budget, creating what would become one of the most beloved movies of all time. Gone With the Wind opens in April of 1861, at the palatial Southern estate of Tara, where Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) hears that her casual beau Ashley Wilkes (Leslie Howard) plans to marry "mealy mouthed" Melanie Hamilton (Olivia de Havilland). Despite warnings from her father (Thomas Mitchell) and her faithful servant Mammy (Hattie McDaniel), Scarlett intends to throw herself at Ashley at an upcoming barbecue at Twelve Oaks. Alone with Ashley, she goes into a fit of histrionics, all of which is witnessed by ... Category: Film & Animation Length: 00:00:54 Tags: .

 

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Online dating rules for men

online dating rules for men Join The whole New Dating experience for free at datingforlove.info seeley communications best online dating websites black women best online dating sites nyc damn david deangelo interviews with dating gurus craig creation free online dating sites for seniors... Category: People & Blogs Length: 00:01:42 Tags: .

 

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Damn it i love you part 10 (2/3)

THE REST: Derek: (smirks) I amn't but I went to the last part by my own Ivan: (to Derek) dude it is a chick flick Derek: I wanted to know what happened at the end Ashton: I have never been to any part of them. Hayden liked to watch them with jasmine Ivan: (to ashton) you are darn lucky. You will never find Jay drooling over that vampire Ashton: why? She is a chick like them Ivan: first don't ever dare and call Jay a chick she hates that second she doesn't like him Derek: why?? Ivan: she was team Jacob Ashton: I thought you are a bad listener. She always says that Ivan: well sometimes cable wasn't working so, I listened to her blah blah . you know she once told me that I look like the dude who plays Jacob Derek: nah! It is just a compliment (jasmine walked up to them dressing in a short beach dress reaching her knees and made her hair a pony tail) Jasmine: (giving ashton a fast kiss) hey ash! Ashton: hey babe! Jasmine: (looking at what they were looking at) what is all this big fuss over there about?? Ashton: (his arm was around her waist) you know that dude from the vampire movie?? Derek: he means twilight Jasmine: (excited) Taylor lautner is here!!?? Ivan: it depends whether he was the vampire or the werewolf Jasmine: (excited) the werewolf Ivan: sorry Jay Derek: that is not him Jasmine: (her enthusiasm faded) then who? Ashton: the vampire Jasmine: oh, Robert Patisson. Of course Hayden is drooling over there Derek: at first they were only Brooke and Hayden then as you ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:18.750 Tags: .

 

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Untitled (chapter 30)

Chapter 30 Nicole's POV "And then you just punched her? Damn Allie!" Dani exclaimed before rolling in laughter alongside Allie. They were all at Allie's home having a girls' night in. Nicole was quietly relieved to be away from the boys. Allie had just spent the last few minutes retelling the story of Joe's photo shoot. "What can I say? That bitch had it coming," Allie said. "She hasn't come after you at all?" Nicole asked. She was confused as to how Allie could physically assault Joe's new girlfriend without getting into trouble. "Not so far." "But she could. Technically you physically assaulted her. She could press charges." "Let her. I don't care." "You don't care that you could be arrested?" "Nicole stop it. You know Joe would never let that girl do anything to hurt Allie. It doesn't matter who she is. Joe doesn't really care about Celina anyways," Dani chastised her. Nicole knew that her friend was right. Despite his new love life Joe still worshipped the ground that Allie walked on. Everyone but Allie could see that Joe was just using Celina to get to her. "Can we move away from me and focus on someone else now?" Allie said shifting uncomfortably in her seat. "Dani tell us all about David!" Nicole watched as a genuine smile spread across her face. Dani had been dating David for only a short time, but she was clearly obsessed with him. Nicole listened to her best friend gush about everything from his career to the way he drank soda. "I wish I had someone who was as ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:20.250 Tags: .

 

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You suck at photoshop - measurement log - you suck at photoshop

More: www.mydamnchannel.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com Donnie Hoyle sizes himself up against some old memories. Category: Shows Length: 00:05:00.750 Tags: .

 

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40 year old virgin - "i have a very fufilling life"

This is one of my favourite scenes from The 40 Year Old Virgin. I didn't seem to find it on youtube so I thought I would upload it for those who also love this scene. Enjoy! :D NO COPYRIGHT INFRIMENT!! I DO NOT OWN THIS! Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:24 Tags: .

 

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(tony/ziva) the kiss & end scene; "...you have always had my back..."

Warning: spoilers for ncis season 7 episode 2 entitled reunion. *** i never upload scenes....but damn, i had too*** & lol to the fact that ziva likes to corner tony in the men's bathroom. their bathroom scenes are epicness... (i know my tony/ziva crawl video was up like a day after the premier, but there are just soooo many possibilities with this scene, i had no time to make a vid ;) lol, kinda like this episode of ncisloved it ;) if you couldnt tell Ive found my new otp. Anyways, before I make another tiva video, of course with this new scene in the bathroom .and the kiss, oh god, I was like a little fangirl, I want to finish up seasons 4/5 I have about 20 episodes all together that I have yet to see. Id hate to make a video and not include some pivotal ziva and tony moments. This episode was amazingness with all the tony and ziva , even when it was just talking about them (like when abby got really pissed off, lol.) Disclaimer. I own neither the audio nor the footage. NCIS is owned by CBS Networks. *and trust me, if I owned NCIS, Michael Weatherly would just be shirtless all the time.cause lets face it, hes all sortsa sexxxxy ;)* ps, this scene..... almost as good as when tony saves ziva in africa ..... almost ;) Tags: Ncis season 7 episode 2 reunion tony dinozzo ziva david the kiss bathroom scene tony/ziva ziva/tony tiva crawl michael weatherly cote de pablo Category: Film & Animation Length: 00:02:07.500 Tags: .

 

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I can't believe i kidnapped her a jemi story chapter 28

Hey guys guess what?! I just had like a BURST of inspiration last night and I was writing A LOT of this story last night and working on more now! So that means I'll be posting a little more often. Buuut...I have school in a week and also my grandma's health has been declining so we'll probably loose her soon. :'( So anyways, I'm talking to much so here's the story. :D YAY Nick: What's going on? Joe: *hands Nick back his phone. (yes I realize that in the last episode I said Joe's phone was the one that rang and all but then I realized he smashed it a few chapters back and that wouldn't have worked out, so pretend it was Nick's.) Well David's got Demi at some place called "Pinewood Park" and he gave us and hour and 60 minutes to get there. Nick: *stares at him* You mean 2 hours? Joe: Yeah but David doesn't realize that. Nick: Okay...well where is this place at? Joe: Yeah, I don't know. He told me to get a map. Nick: Oh, okay...well 2 hours, that shouldn't take that long. *pulls out his phone to look at Map Quest or something* Joe: Yeah but remember when they left? That was more then 2 hours ago...we don't even have a car! We'll never make it in time. Nick: Yo, Joe. Joe: Yeah? Nick: *hands him his phone* Pinewood Park is not that far if you go south. Those butt heads went north and ended up taking a longer way to get there. Joe: *looks at the map* Whoa, it isn't that far is it? And I thought Sparky was the one driving. Nick: Well I guess he's no genius compared to your ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:03.750 Tags: .

 

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Life in la chapter 6

Nick went home after we ate breakfast. We were filming another scene today together. I was really happy that I had Nick back. I changed into: www.polyvore.com I drove to the studio listening to the jonas brothers cd. I was in a great mood today and nothing could bring me down. I walked in and jumped on Davids back. Me: Hola big bro. David: Hey there little sis. GET OFF! I jumped back down. Me: Meany butt. Jake: I like this Selena. Not the one where youre all sad. David: Shes acting just like when she was dating Nick I smiled. Jake: And they are BACK! You owe me 20 bucks. David: Damn it. Me: You guys were betting on this? Jake: We wanted to see how long it would take for you guys to get back together. Me: Okay? Im gonna go find a normal person to talk to. I walked away and towards my dressing room. Jennifer came up to me and we talked for a while. Then we heard the director call for me, nick, Jen, David, Jake, Joe and Kevin. Me and Jen raced there. Me: HAH! I win! Jen: Not fair. You had coffee! Me: it is fair, because you had a bunch of sugary stuff. Jen: True. We waited for everyone else to get on the set. It was taking forever. I started jumping up and down. Me: Where are they? I want to get to work. Jen: Are you sure it isnt because in this scene you get to makeout with Nick? Me: Hmm that might be part of it. I laughed and people started showing up. Nick came in and ran to hug him. Nick: Miss me. Me: Uh huh. I smiled and he smiled at me. Joe: Okay lovebugs time to start ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:28.500 Tags: .

 

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Beauties and the jerks *episode 32*

Hey guys, what's up? My twitter: twitter.com Ask questions: formspring.me Demi: Joe. Joe: Yeah. Demi: What do you want? Joe: You forgot your bracelet *he gave it to her* Demi: Oh, thanks. Joe: You left it at my house when... Demi: Yeah. Joe found it a few days ago. He put it under his pillow. Another little obsession. He decided to give it back hoping something would happen. Demi: Is that it? Joe: Unless you let me in. Demi: No. Joe: We used to be friends. Demi: Just a day. It wasn't a long and deep friendship. Joe: Still. Demi: You were stupid. Joe: I didn't do that damn record. Demi: Then how come I heard it on your phone? Joe: I can't explain that. Demi: And there's the bet. Joe: I know it was beyond stupid but I swear that when we made love, it was real. Not a bet or anything. Demi: *she closed her eyes and opened them again* You lost my trust. It's not something you can win back easily. Joe: What can I do? Demi: I need time. Joe: Ok, I can give you that. Demi nodded. Joe: *he blurted out* Are you dating Sterling? Demi: I don't really know. We went on a date and it was cool. Joe sighed. Demi: Joe....*she reached for his arm but pulled back, biting her lip* Joe: I should go. Leave you some space. Demi: Goodbye. Joe left. Demi closed the door and went in her room. She watched A walk to remember. A true love story. ~Meanwhile~ David: What is he doing here? Selena: We're just hanging out. Nick: I think I'm going to leave. Selena: Why? Nick: I feel David doesn't want me ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:21.750 Tags: .

 

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Soulmate (chapter 34)

Previous Chapter: "Because George Cooper was her father!" David yelled at him. Silence settled over the group standing backstage. [AN: Well that shut them all up.] "He wrote that song about her mother. I think we all need to talk." Chapter 34! Everyone except for the now missing Bonnie was sitting in the green room of the arena waiting for David to say something. He had stood in front of them all fidgeting for a good twenty minutes now. "Say something David," Kevin growled. Jane and Selena had been wondering why they had all congregated here instead of packing up to go home. "What is this about?" Jane asked watching the group carefully. "They know about Bonnie's dad." David replied in a monotone. Jane stood up and marched angrily up to him. "How would they know?" she asked David as she walked up to David. "Who told them?" "I did," David said with a gulp. "How could you? It's not your secret to tell!" Jane shouted. "Like hell it is!" David shot back suddenly filled with energy. "It involves my parents too!" "He's right Jane. It's his story as well. He's her cousin after all!" Selena shot out from her seated position next to Joe. "But we promised," Jane choked out. "We promised Bonnie we wouldn't tell anyone. No matter what." Nick stood up and walked out of the room angrily as everyone watched him go. Jane watched his retreating backside with tears in her eyes. "Nick, wait!" [AN: We'll come back to this drama much later] Kevin silently watched the petite blonde run after ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:23.250 Tags: .

 

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Luv me tender ep.8

Logan: you like it*smiles* Sabrina: i love it*kisses him* Logan: well then*kisses her back* With Farrah and James: Farrah: james meet my friend Natalie James: well hi i'm james Natalie: do you know where locker uhhh 179 is? James: its right by mine i'll take you there*smiles* Natalie: *smiles*alrite Katelyn: Farrah can you show me where locker 689 is? Farrah:ohh you got a locker by the slutz Katelyn:is that bad Maci: yep Carly: so where is locker uhh 250 Winter: by mine(: Carly: cool 1 month l8ter lots have changed and i mean LOTS have changed Katelyn is one of "them" haha Carly and Natalie are now friends with Sabrina and everybody else(: Samantha and James are back togther and Ciara and Carlos are dating logan moved away to texas with jesse and David but David and Gracey's relation ship is still going strong and so is Labrina(: Sabrina:i miss logie bear ): Kendall: i miss him to Gracey: i miss david Gustvo:(sabrina's Dad LMFAO) (gustvo a dad WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LMFAO) GOOD NEWS DOGS AND MONKEYS*looks at the girls* we are all moving to texas Sabrina:*jumps upp and down* really i get to see logie again*jumps upp and down* Gustvo: yes really i need some more talent Sabrina: yayyyy Back in Texas: Logan:*looks in his mirror fixes his hair* (oh i forgot to meniton logan CHANGED his attuide changed and his hair is long like it used to be before he cut it and colored it black it used to be brown and long it was so sexy lmfao) omg i look so damn sexy David: well when your popular ... Category: Film & Animation Length: 00:00:11.250 Tags: .

 

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Bad reputation 23 s. 2

Joe: (Wakes up, sees he's sleeping on the floor near the door, confused, stands up and sees Miley sleeping in the bed) Miley? Miley: (Sleeping) Joe: (Sighs) I'm sorry. (Grabs her leg and pulls her on the floor) Miley: (Wakes up quickly) What's going on?! Joe: Why am i sleeping on the floor? I wasnt that drunk yesterday. Miley: I was taking a shower and you came in. Joe: I did? Damn, i saw you naked and i cant remember. (Crosses his arms) Miley: That's what you get for being drunk. Joe: So why was i sleeping on the floor? Miley: I dragged you out of the bed and tried to drag you in the living room, but you we're too heavy. Joe: Your saying i'm big? Miley: No...you just have...a little weight. (Smiles, walks in the bathroom) Joe: (Rolls his eyes, stands in the mirror) I have the perfect body! Miley: Whatever works for you. (Smiles, changes and comes out and walks out of the room, sees Selena and Nick) Morning, guys. Selena: Morning, Miley. (Smiles) Miley: Where is Nicole? Nick: She is preparing herself. Miley: Preparing herself? Nick: Yeah, she is going to apologize to Joe and try to be friends with him agian. Miley: She is? (Sits down next to Selena) Nick: Yeah. Miley: (Smiles) That's great. No more fighting. Selena: Taylor told us you and Joe had a fight yesterday. Miley: We worked it out. (Smiles) Selena: Miley? Miley: Yeah? Selena: How are you and...Joe? Miley: We're fine. Selena: You know...you should get a boyfriend. So you wont feel left out. Miley: Joe doesnt have a ... Category: Film & Animation Length: 00:01:30.750 Tags: .

 

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Ghetto gospel-jemi love story-episode 28

.Ghetto Gospel Episode 28 -3 months later- Demi's POV Nick was now out of hospital obviously and the two of us had become extremely close. I didn't know if I quite loved him but he was a big part of my life and he meant a lot to me. Everyone had gotten back talking to Joe but I still didn't really get along with him. He had gotten expelled from school after the ''incident'' but I still saw him a lot And I hate to admit it but every time I saw him my heart did a flip, I pretended that I never wanted to see him and I hated him but to be honest even though he didn't talk much to me... I still loved seeing him. He was still pretty much the same arrogant guy that I had met three months ago and I hated the fact that I couldn't get him off my mind. I had Nick so why did I need to think about another guy? Especially his brother, no matter how gorgeous he was! I had gotten a part time job on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday nights and my Mom was too stupid to realise, she never even asked me where I was, she didn't care at all Nick-are you coming Demi? We were sitting in the cafeteria with Selena, Miley, Zac, Vanessa, David, Chelsea, Cody, Sterling, Taylor L, Taylor S, Liam, Ashley and Lucas Selena-she's zoned out again I snapped out of it and looked at them Demi-what? Everyone laughed Nick are you coming camping tonight? Demi-oh.. Yeah, who's going? Vanessa-everyone Demi-who's everyone? Miley-everyone sitting at this table... and Joe I rolled my eyes Selena-didn't he say he was ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:03.750 Tags: jonas demi lovato .

 

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Hit the lights-a taylena love story ep 37

Here's episode 37 xoxoxoxox With Selena* Selena: *closes the door* David: *tries to kiss her* Selena: *turns her head so that he kisses her cheek* David: *confused* Oh so I cant kiss my girlfriend now? Selena: Woah woah woah since when did I become for girlfriend? David: hmm I dont know maybe since we had sex and kissed Selena: *sighs* about that David I have something very important to tell you David: *takes off his jacket* Okay well what is it? Selena: *nervous* I-Im pregnant David: *shocked* wait did you just say that you are pregnant? Selena: *nods* y-yes David: *smiles wide and hugs her* Wow I'm going to be a daddy Selena: mumbles* possibly David: *pulls away confused* What do you mean possibly? Selena: *takes a deep breath* because Taylor could be the daddy also David: *shocked and hurt* so you cheated on me? Selena: *sighs* David I just told you we arent dating and I'm with Taylor again, we got back together two days ago David: *hurt* you had this all planned didnt you? Selena: No David I- *gets cut off* David: *mad* you are nothing but a fame whore Selena: *shocked and heartbroken* what David how could you say that to me David: by opening up my damn mouth you would know because your mouth was all over Taylor's last night. You know how I feel about you but you used me for sex which makes you a complete slut Selena: *teary eyes* David go... David: Oh so the truth hurts huh I so cant wait to tell everybody that you arent what they think you are, you arent that sweet ... Category: Science & Technology Length: 00:00:45 Tags: Lights .

 

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We failed!!!

Note to self.... never let your brothers fool around with your camera when your out on a date.... but its pretty damn funny i must say. You rule Zach. (First video not made or featuring by me) Category: People & Blogs Length: 00:02:21 Tags: .

 

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Come on, come on! - morgan laurence

The Dan And Joe Show's official music video for Morgan Laurence. Two friends appear to be dating the same girl and let her between their friendship and everything changes for the worse, until they have an opportunity to compete for her and an unexpected winner appears. CHECK OUT MORGAN'S MUSIC myspace.com LYRICS: I'll meet you where the earth meets the sun and the weather is warm because the scene just seems so much nicer way out there You've got nothing to lose i've got nothing to prove except a love for someone just like you You've got skyrise buildings and a place to call your own the downtown city life compliments your closet full of clothes with your shades and your shoes and trendy to do's you'll hit the sidewalks, the best stores and restaraunts looking for something new. Oh don't you worry, just smile and do your thing girl cause i'm on my way out and i'll be there in the morning Come on! Come on! I'll keep running til' i burn out the sun I'll find my way, yes i'll be damn sure to find my way You've got skyrise buildings and a place to call your own the downtown city life compliments your closet full of clothes with your shades and your shoes and trendy to do's you'll hit the sidewalks, the best stores and restaraunts looking for something new. Come on! Come on! We'll keep running til' we burn out the sun, sun and make our way down every street til' we get back home. Come on! Come on! We'll keep running til' we burn out the sun, sun and make our way down every ... Category: Howto & Style Length: 00:02:09.750 Tags: .

 

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Strangers, again

BEHIND THE SCENES & DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY wongfuproductions.com Every relationship goes through stages. Where and how each stage develops is ultimately up to each person. While we always hope for the best, we often can't avoid the inevitable. Josh and Marissa are at a crossroads and their future is uncertain. Josh guides us through each stage of the relationship as it formed and as he predicts it will end up as. Written and Directed by Philip Wang Produced with Wesley Chan and Ted Fu Assistant Producer: Christine Chen Production Assistant: Regina Fang Featuring: Cathy Nguyen youtube.com Philip Wang David Choi youtube.com Chris Dinh twitter.com Music: Original music by George Shaw georgeshaw.bandcamp.com Sheet music georgeshawmusic.com "Cambridge" by Kina Grannis youtube.com "So Weightless" by David Choi youtube.com SUBSCRIBE youtube.com ‬ TWITTER ‪ twitter.com twitter.com ‬ ‪twitter.com twitter.com FACEBOOK ‪facebook.com VISIT OUR STORE ‪areyouaniceguy.com‬ OFFICIAL WEBSITE ‪http Category: Entertainment Length: 00:12:15 Tags: wong productions .

 

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Model behavior - women on the verge of a nervous behavior

From the 2011 Original Broadway Cast Recording Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Featuring Laura Benanti. Music and Lyrics by David Yazbek. Opened: Nov 4, 2010 Closed: Jan 2, 2011 Total Performances: 69 Lyrics- Pepa, it's me again Why aren't you picking up the phone? It's like my brain is gonna melt if I don't talk to you I've got a problem in the shower and I've only got a minute Cause the problem in the shower is this guy that I've been dating, Malik. He's, what's the word?, swarthy like a desert sheik. And he's been here in my apartment for about a week I met him down the Cafe Sombre And I know you think I'm overly romantic, but you wouldn't believe the connection we have, like immediately, I was ready for him to meet my mom Like I could feel my heart exploding like some kind of bomb Which is ironic because actually I think he literally has some kind of... Anyway grandpa, happy birthday! Say hello to grandma and be sure to take your... THAT WAS HIM! I may be jumping to conclusions. God, I hope I am! He thinks I'm thin and he's got shoulders like Jean-Claude van Damme. Listen call me when you hear this I'll be here for half an hour. Call me back. Pepa, are you there? Are you there? Are you... Okay, you're not there, but we need to talk My stomach's aching like I swallowed some enormous rock I'm at the phone booth on the corner and I've only got a minute Cause I'm running out of change, cause I've been lending all my money to Malik. God knows with men I'm not ... Category: Music Length: 00:03:53.250 Tags: .

 

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Missing ep.39

Selena-What comeptition? Nick-(sighs)You don't remember that either? Selena-(shakes head) Nick-Well....it doesn't matter now. It already happened and you were.....gone. Selena-U-uhm....okay? Demi-(bites lip)Sel, why don't you go to sleep. You look really tired Selena-(nods;stands up)(walks upstairs)(lays in her bed)(falls asleep) Her Dream: (Selena's Pov:) "Is this the Gomez residence?" The stranger asked. I gasped quietly. I knew that voice. That was the voice of the guy who owns the gun that killed my parents. I gulped. The other man said, "Look Al, she recognizes us." Al smirked and said, "Looks that way, Phil." The walked in and closed the door behind them, locking it. "W-what do you want?" I asked. Phil smiled sarcastically and said, "Well, our money of course." Al chuckled, "Your parents owed us 5000 dollars before they were...disposed of." he said. A few tears fell down my cheeks. "I don't have any money." Phil smirked and said, "Get some. Or your brother and sister are gone, also." My eyes widened. "I-i'll figure something out." I said. Al chuckled and said, "Thought so." A car pulled into my driveway and they looked out the window. Demi and David were getting out of the car. "We should get going." Phil said. They walked out the back door. Al paused in the doorway and said, "Oh and don't tell your brother and sister about this. We'll know if you did." With that they left. I wiped my tears away. I didn't notice my legs were shaking until the floor flew towards my ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:08.250 Tags: .

 

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