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Auto-tune the news #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.

Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: www.myspace.com www.facebook.com Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go! NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department's programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship ... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:40.500 Tags: .

 

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Smoking lettuce: auto tune the news #5

Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:34.500 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

shirts: www.districtlines.com we're on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:00.750 Tags: autotunethenews .

 

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Auto-tune the news #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.

Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court? JS: It's ridiculous, one woman... Category: Shows Length: 00:03:48.750 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #8 with t-pain!

The Gregory brothers celebrate charts, America, bread, mullets . . . and oh yea, T-Pain shows up, too. Category: Shows Length: 00:02:43.500 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.

ATTN shirts available: www.districtlines.com thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! www.myspace.com also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): en.wikipedia.org lyrics: JE: Let's get it right. ABS: Let's get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole. JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don't say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It's really stunning ------------------------- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence, White ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:27 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #9: nobel. health care. united nations.

presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Donations: www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don't get sick That's right, don't get sick If you have insurance, don't get sick If you don't have insurance, don't get sick If you're sick, don't get sick Just don't get sick That's the Republicans' health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That's right--the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he's angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life's an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we're in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High speed rail Us: Bail out some ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:12 Tags: .

 

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Sarah palin quits! auto-tune the news #6

mp3 available: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts also available: www.districtlines.com The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my! See Michael Gregory's other videos at: www.youtube.com Category: Shows Length: 00:02:20.250 Tags: Michele Bachmann .

 

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Auto-tune the news #10: turtles.

Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus--album available here: itunes.apple.com Category: Shows Length: 00:02:28.500 Tags: .

 

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Miss california! gay marriage! auto-tune the news #2!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE MP3: barelypolitical.com Click "more info" to see the lyrics! Michael Gregory mixes it up with Miss California, Newt Gingrich, Hillary Clinton, Gay Marriage, and Weed. His channel here: www.youtube.com Lyrics: You gotta do it like this. Shawty, ready, set, go! RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: What you tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carred away We might get gay-married today CP: In my country, a marriage should be between a man and a woman No offense to anybody out there MG: Uh...dude, what the hell? KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroine, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast AG: Oh snap, how fast? KC: Many scientists now believe it will be gone within 30 years AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six AG: Shit! KC: Without it there could be a snowball ... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:30 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #11: pure poppycock. (ft. joel madden)

Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC: Last month, comedian ... Category: Shows Length: 00:03:15 Tags: .

 

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Itunes version - backin up song

iTUNES: dft.ba SITE: www.thegregorybrothers.com SHIRTS districtlines.com ORIGINAL VIDEOS: www.kmbc.com & www.kmbc.com WALK OFF THE EARTH COVER: www.youtube.com SHELLI LANGDALE: oustcat.org Auto-Tune the News Gregory Brothers links: YouTube! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Twitter! www.twitter.com 2nd YouTube! www.youtube.com CHORDS: Chorus: Eb - Bb (x4) Verse: Fmin - Bb - Eb - Ebmin/Ab (x2) Bridge: Bb LYRICS I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me good. I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup And outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie. Black hoodie. (White hoodie!) White hoodie. (Black hoodie!) They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!" And I'm like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!" And soooooo The guy in black starts comin' down, comin' down down down down (Chorus) So I backed farther and farther away, And I'm like, don't look don't look don't look. And he comes right to me and he goes, Get down now! Get down now! And I just drop to my knee, see my little knee. And, and then when I figure I'm safe I'm like, countin' to two thousand. And I don't hear nothin'....Nothin! Then I hear: BOOM BOOM BOOM! I'm like ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:25.500 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #3 !!!

More autotuned news from the brilliant minds of the Gregory Brothers. Cuba, Afghanistan, DICK Cheney, and 2-party woah-oh-wo-oh-woes. mp3 available for download here: amiestreet.com To hear more auto-tuned jams, check out the Gregory Brothers' channel: www.youtube.com Lyrics: EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement Umm, I was even a person who thought You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited Anywhere around me EG: Does baby need a tissue? Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you Before you caught him creeping with the shitzu RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude Their attitude, attitude MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do To make a change RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms They have to believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! MG: You saying Republicans on crack Are you cozy with the Democrats? RP: I just don't think that either party Right now offers a whole lot MG: You'll see some real change From the 3rd party at my house Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out Triple rhymin with Joe Biden While ... Category: Shows Length: 00:03:21.750 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #12: weed. lesbian allegaytions.

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com ATTN shirts: www.districtlines.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh... That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they're gay That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She's gay, she's gay! I saw the allegation: she's gay, she's gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:25.500 Tags: .

 

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Songify this - auto-tune cute kids and kanye

Free Kanye & Charlie Bit Me ringtones: thegregorybrothers.com (under the Music tab) Original Charlie Bit Me video/channel: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com A remix ATTN #2 with the melodies of cherubic children and cherubic Kanye. Who is the best unintentional singer?! You tell us. Here are your choices-- Kanye? Harry (Charlie's brother)? Charlie? Child with banana? Child trying to steal banana? Balloon Boy? Category: Shows Length: 00:01:36.750 Tags: .

 

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Rent: too damn high! song.

In the future, all political debates will be moderated by a DJ in a spaceship, and the debaters will sing and rap their way to glorious victory. Jimmy McMillan of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party demonstrates this utopian vision with a roaring rendition of his party's eponymous theme. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0 FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Verse: Gm, Ebmaj7, Dm7, Cm7, F Chorus: Bb, Gm, Bb, Ab7, Eb, C7/E, F, D7/F# 2 Damn High Bridge: Bb, C, Gm (rpt), Eb, F, Bb, Eb, F, Gm LYRICS I represent "The Rent is Too Damn High" Party. People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week - Some a third job - why? The rent is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go! To go, go, go, go! This will reduce the cost, you cut the rent down you cut the taxes down! To give business owners a chance to hire people! To give business owners a chance to hire people! That is it, nothing else to be said! End of subject, there's nothing else to talk about. Some say, I'm a one issue candidate. But it all boils down to one ... Category: Shows Length: 00:02:00 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #13: driving. stripping. swinging. (ft. weezer)

The hallowed inner sanctum of US Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=. Weezer's new album 'Hurley' now available - www.weezer.com or on iTunes bit.ly kite boy shirt: www.districtlines.com quartet sheet music: www.facebook.com 2nd channel: www.youtube.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Chords: chorus - EB verse 1 - F# G#min EB verse 2 - B5 E5 Lyrics: Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too You know, what the hell--do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiind Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and I'm apologizing For God's sake, I'm 80 years old And all I'm saying is heck, Have the ethics committee expedite this-- This is an emergency Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away He's still a contender He will not surrender Don't you leave him Swinging in the wind until November Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiiiind Do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiind There's a lot of pain ... Category: Shows Length: 00:03:19.500 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune bad news

The docs deliver bad news using T-Pain's smooth bedside manner. Check ZDoggMD.com for more! Category: Comedy Length: 00:02:23.250 Tags: .

 

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Obama sings kick ass song?!?!

Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single. Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise. original Today Show interview: today.msnbc.msn.com Produced by the Gregory Brothers: www.thegregorybrothers.com youtube www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: I talk to the experts So I know whose ass to kick So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick So I--So I know whose ass to kick You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears, gets you frustrated There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler But my main job is to solve the problem This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it People, they're upset and they have every right to be The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass This is gonna be a very, very difficult task Chorus Mr. T / Expert Chuck Norris / Expert Bruce Lee / Expert Bruce Willis / Expert Betty White / Expert Al Pacino / Expert Tinky Winky...............Expert Jack Bauer / Expert Jackie Chan / Expert Darth Vader / Expert Peter Pan / Expert Genghis Khan / Expert Batman / Expert THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya ... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:22.500 Tags: panel .

 

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Auto-tune the news: obama flashback

On the occasion of Obama's 102nd day in office, let us take a brief, auto-tuned look back. Be the first to see Auto-Tune the news on twitter: www.twitter.com thanks to barelypolitical for helping me with this! their channel here: www.youtube.com Lyrics: BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 KC: Barack Obama is now officially The 44th President of the United States EG: Oooooh KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to Unpack that enormous crate of burdens And expectations EG: And expectations KC: And expectations EG: Got to save the nation KC: Expectations EG: Shawty KC: Expectations EG: Shawtayeeeexpeeectaaaations KC: Expectations BO: I have come here tonight To speak frankly and directly To the men and women who sent us To the men and women who sent us Repeat with ad libs and cowbell I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes To help the small business and the family That's what this is about To help the small business and the family, family Faaaaaaaamily MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-family MG/SG: He love his wife and kids--that's his modus operandi BO'Reilly: He did seem to bow A lot of Americans very angry about this (ooh ooh ah ah) BG: It sent a message that Islam Is superior to any other master or king Or president in the world An American president bound to a Muslim DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi Left the seat up on the potty Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee LK: Here's the picture ... Category: Comedy Length: 00:01:46.500 Tags: .

 

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Jake and amir: auto tune the news

See exclusive articles and pictures on www.collegehumor.com ! Songs are music to my ears. LIKE us on www.facebook.com FOLLOW us on: www.twitter.com FOLLOW us on: digg.com WATCH exclusive videos we can't put on YouTube at: www.collegehumor.com Category: Shows Length: 00:02:12 Tags: .

 

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Get money, turn gay - songify the news

As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody. SONGIFY the free iPhone app -bit.ly or on Android: bit.ly shirts and stuff - www.thegregorybrothers.com Joseph Gordon-Levitt's channel, hitRECord: www.youtube.com Collaborate with him on his web site: www.hitrecord.org More Gregory Brothers www.youtube.com ‬ Facebook! www.facebook.com Twitter! www.twitter.com ‬Webs! www.thegregorybrothers.com‬ original videos Newt Gingrich on cash money : www.youtube.com Jim Stossel on voting : www.youtube.com Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:www.youtube.com More Vermin Supreme: www.verminsupreme.com Lyrics: My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme And you can vote, you can vote for me. For president if you want And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay. Do you still stand by your pony pledge? Yes, I do, free ponies for all Turn all that pony poop to methane gas. One more thing, Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay - He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! Whooo Whoooo! Thank you, alright, okay. And all the un-gay is melting away! He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! Whooo Whoooo! Not a single straight gene in his DNA 'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin' Turnin' gay! Our instinct says everybody should vote but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote! The kids are not paying attention - Yeah, on election day give 'em detention This endless cheerleading - Let's go to the rock ... Category: News & Politics Length: 00:02:08.250 Tags: .

 

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Sanity song

At the sight of at least dozens of people flooding onto The National Mall, Jon Stewart, a prominent American rally organizer, launches into a sincere moment of song. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.comedycentral.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Intro: Bbmin - Abmaj - Gbmaj - Fmin - Ebmin - Ab - Bbmin - Ab Chorus: Db - Ab - Fmin - Gb - Gbmin/Cb - Bbmin - Gb - Db Verse: Fmin - Gb - Bbmin - Ab x2 LYRICS Intro: We hear every damn day about our fragile country. Every damn day about the brink of catastrophe, and how it's a shame that we can't work together. The truth is we do. We work together to get things done Chorus: Every damn day, every damn day, we work together every damn day. There will always be darkness. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land. It's just New Jersey, just, just New Jersey. Verse: The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire And then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic. Chorus: Every damn day, every damn day, we work together every damn day. There will always be darkness. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land It's just New Jersey, just, just New Jersey. *The Gregory Brothers love New Jersey with all ... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:12.750 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news: behind the scenes with the gregory brothers

The Gregory Brothers let you peek behind the magic curtain and reveal the secrets behind Auto-Tune the News. Auto-Tune the News #11 coming on Monday (April 5th)! To see the rest of the series click here: www.youtube.com Find us on the site of your choice: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Category: Shows Length: 00:01:47.250 Tags: .

 

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Double rainbow song!! (now on itunes)

iTunes download: itunes.apple.com shirts: www.districtlines.com doublerainbowshirts.com Yosemitebear and the G. Bros are also joining forces to get the song on iTunes The most famous double rainbow discovery ever--reimagined in song. Original video here: www.youtube.com Subscribe for more remixes/songifications-- www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics/Chords: Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way bm G Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow DA It's a double rainbow all the way...damn bm G It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God DA f#m What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid GD Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense) G f#m What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow GD That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh! GF# Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky bm G Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense DAF# Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky bm G Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow DA Category: Shows Length: 00:01:28.500 Tags: .

 

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Dude you have no quran autotune remix

Jacob Isom rescues a Quran before it can be burned. Dude, you have no Quran! BUY THE T-SHIRT HERE bartbaker.viralprints.com If you have not seen the original check it out here - www.youtube.com Track produced by Bart Baker Category: News & Politics Length: 00:01:24 Tags: .

 

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Taxi dave song - you know who i am

Do you need a taxi? Go to Sacramento! NEW SONGIFY 2.0 APP for iPhone (Android coming soon!): itunes.apple.com ORIGINAL VIDEO: www.youtube.com VOTE for us in Comedy Awards: www.youtube.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more Songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers MERCHANDISE www.thegregorybrothers.com/music-store/ LYRICS You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab Now my cab looks unapproachable It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean You'll wanna ride with me cause I'm the big cat I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab Singing it and slappin it and that's that Gotta call from a customer this just in They need a pick up at the holiday inn You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab Who's about to guide you through a magical land Like Peter Pan From the club to the art museum And who's about to fill you with the wisdom you need Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency? Keep him on speed dial When you're 20 drinks in You can travel in style Stead of with a drunk friend He'll suggest cuisine for your supper And discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO I got in with a shawty about to take it back to my place Dave recommended we see the local ... Category: Autos & Vehicles Length: 00:02:03 Tags: .

 

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Auto tune the news #13 "swinging in the wind" barbershop tag / instructional

The Gregory Brothers sing their "Swinging in the Wind" Barbershop tag from Auto Tune the News #13. sheet music: www.facebook.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: He's still a contender, He will not surrender! Don't you leave him swinging in the wind until November! Category: Howto & Style Length: 00:01:25.500 Tags: Auto Tune the News .

 

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Gregory brothers (auto-tune the news) interview: my life online

The Gregory brothers will be filming a video response to the top comments on THIS VIDEO. Leave your best questions and subscribe to get updated on the response! The Gregory Brothers have had tremendous success with Auto-Tune the News (everyone knows Bed Intruder with Antoine Dodson). We met the group to find out how they got started, what it's like being a YouTube star and what they have planned for the future. The Gregory Brothers YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Watch the full VICE Today episode here: bit.ly Subscribe for videos that are actually good: bit.ly Check out our full video catalog: www.youtube.com Videos, daily editorial and more: vice.com Like VICE on Facebook fb.com Follow VICE on Twitter: twitter.com Read our tumblr: vicemag.tumblr.com Category: Entertainment Length: 00:04:51 Tags: youtube marketing .

 

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Auto-tune the news

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Bankers' song - we didn't see it comin

"How Wall Street Made The Crisis Worse" by NPR's Planet Money in collaboration with ProPublica: n.pr This song, fondly entitled "We Didn't See It Comin", by The Gregory Brothers with some help from various titans of finance, not to mention the FCIC, scrutinizing in the key of B minor. Planet Money: www.npr.org ProPublica: www.propublica.org Follow us on your site of choice: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: Were you pulling funny business while you were doing business, with everyone's money on the line? Some of the activities we undertook .. contributed to the prevailing mood at the time. So did you know right then it would all come crashing in, that something funky was cookin? We didn't know it then, or even today, when it actually crossed over into bubble territory. So you didn't see it coming, you didn't see it coming, well didya see it coming, did anybody see it coming? No one involved in the housing system foresaw a dramatic and rapid depreciation of home prices. No one? Lenders, Nobody? rating agencies, Anybody? investors, Somebody? insurers, consumers, regulators and policymakers. So you never saw it coming at all? And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, and you say well, these were warning signs. And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, (hindsight!) and you say well, these were warning signs. They're not obvious at the time, they're only obvious in hindsight (hindsight!). They're not ... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:38.250 Tags: Auto Tune the News .

 

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John f. kennedy backed by band from the future

With the help of time-transcending wanderlusts, JFK is able to deliver his inaugural address as he originally intended. Lyrics: Ask not what your country can do for you What your country can do for yooooo For yoooooo Ask what you can do for your country Ask not what America can do for you What America can do for yooooo For yooooo But what together we can do For the freedom of man To those people in the huts and villages Across the globe We pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves For whatever period is required Not because the Communists may be doing it Not because we seek their vote But because it is right If a free society cannot help the many who are poor It cannot save the few who are rich All this will not be finished In the first 100 days Nor will it be finished In the first 1000 days Nor even perhaps in our lifetime But let us begin The world is very different now The torch has been passed To a new generation of Americans An new, a new generation of Americans Let every nation know That we shall pay any price Bear any burden, meet any hardship To assure the survival of liberty Chorus Let us go forth to lead the land we love Asking his blessing And his help But knowing that here on Earth God's work must truly be our own Full transcript & video of the speech here: www.americanrhetoric.com Category: Entertainment Length: 00:01:51.750 Tags: .

 

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Grovestarhiphop: auto-tune the news - antoine dodson - bed intruder song - (full version)

GroveStarHipHop presents: (FULL VERSION) - Auto-Tune the News - iTunes Version - Bed Intruder Song featuring Antoine Dodson originally uploaded by Schmoyoho Runteldat "Hide ya kids" "Hide ya wife" "Hide ya husbands" BEST REMIX RUN & TELL THAT Homeboy Category: Music Length: 00:02:33 Tags: .

 

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Fugue and variations on auto-tune the news #11 (on japanese shamisen)

Three-voice fugal homage to the Gregory Bros. by me. Sounds and looks better in 480p. Free download available here: themikepennyorchestra.bandcamp.com Faces. About fugues incompetech.com Category: Music Length: 00:02:02.250 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #7: classical guitar. tsugaru shamisen. angry penny whistle.

The Gregory Brothers' amazing Auto-Tune the News episode #7 arranged for classical guitar and Tsugaru shamisen (fretless 3-stringed Japanese lute) by Mike Penny. More shamisen renditions of ATtN episodes: #2: www.youtube.com #4: www.youtube.com #5: www.youtube.com #6: www.youtube.com #8: www.youtube.com #9: www.youtube.com Reharmonized in some parts, but the melodies are all note-for-note (except Rev. Al's part; those are my own melodies, but they outline the changes of that part in the original). Hope you like it. I do more note-for-note renditions of ATTN episodes on shamisen here: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Thanks for watching! Category: Comedy Length: 00:01:41.250 Tags: .

 

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Songify this - strut that ass song

An angry outburst transforms into a work of art. original video: www.youtube.com for more accidental singing: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com like the east coast/left coast shirt? g. bros shirts at www.districtlines.com Lyrics: cuz everybody wants to run everybody wants... Category: Shows Length: 00:01:48 Tags: .

 

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Mullet baby sings!!

theremin: bit.ly www.twitter.com Lyrics: If you were me And I was you I'd be flirtatious To see what you would do After all I'm too reserved And fail to act Til I observe I'll make you mine in just a little while I'll take my time--it's just a little while Til every sign points back to me And I can make a move Friday night I walked you home And said you didn't Want to be alone I replied That's good to know It's nice to see you I've got to go I'll make you mine in just a little while I'll take my time--it's just a little while Til every sign points back to me And I can make a move There's no way I'll loooooose Cuz when you look me in the eye You're all aglow It's just as though You've been hiding something behind that innocent smile That makes 2 of us When the time's exactly right I'll let you know You're not alone Unless it seems I've misinterpreted What I thought to be reciprocal and start to think If you were you And I was me My plan of action Would be to wait and see So I'll be somebody else Unless you'd rather me be myself (in which case) Chorus 2x And I can make a move And I can make a move In just a little while Category: Music Length: 00:02:21 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news #6 on piano

This is my second piano rendition of an episode of Auto-tune the news. Once again, props to the Gregory brothers for creating these masterpieces! Always looking forward to the next installment. Check out my rendition of number 2: www.youtube.com And download the MP3: www.colorpulsemusic.com Don't forget to click HQ for better sound. Enjoy! -John boswelj3@gmail.com Category: Music Length: 00:02:03.750 Tags: .

 

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Kristen bell's sloth gets auto-tuned!

Kristen Bell told a hilarious story about meeting a sloth, and the video got over 8 Million views on YouTube. The brilliant minds at Auto-Tune the News took a crack at it, and the results are too funny to miss! Category: Entertainment Length: 00:01:53.250 Tags: The Ellen Show theellenshow fun funny hilarious .

 

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Kanye vs. bush?!

America's most recent ex-president Bush and most famous Kanye settle their longtime beef with repentance, forgiveness, and soothing refrains. US appearing on the TODAY SHOW: dft.ba ORIGINAL pre-songified VIDEO today.msnbc.msn.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Hater intro: Bbm - Fm - Gb - Ebm Look at his face: Ebm - Ebm/Db - Ebm/B - Abm - Bbm Chorus: Ebm - Ab - Bbm - Fm - Gb - Db (rpt) LYRICS Verse 1: I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. Just look at his face. Just look, just look at him. I didn't need you guys to show me this face. I'm just asking you, look at his face. Pre looking at his face, I came here to man up to mistakes that I made. I came here to say that I've grown as a person. Yeah, I'm sorry. You made it about the race. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're human, we make mistakes. Look at his face. Look at his face. Does your faith allow to you forgive Kanye West? Yes. Look at his face. Do you forgive Kanye? I, I love Conway. Do you forgive Kanye? I, I love Conway. Category: Shows Length: 00:01:01.500 Tags: .

 

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Songify this - tornado song!! - look at the tree

tornado in brooklyn. original video: www.youtube.com bronado shirt: brooklynbronado.viralprints.com 2nd channel: www.youtube.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Chords: chorus - Fmin Cmin Gmin F Fmin Cmin Gmin Ab verse - Cmin Bb Ab Fmin Lyrics: look at that, look at the tree, the tree look at the tree, look at the tree dude, oh my god oh my god, oh my god dude, a fuckin tornado for sure, for sure, for sure i know for sure, for sure, for sure i know dude, oh my god, look at the tree holy shit, this is fuckin crazy, crazy dude, dude, dude oh my god dude, dude oh my good--it's circling, dude OH HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO! get inside now! HOLY SHIT get that on camera oh my god! ho ho ho we're in a tornado right now oh my god you can't see anything. go inside now dude, here it comes there it is! holy shit WHAT THE FUCK?!?! chorus tornado brooklyn song auto tune the news gregory brothers dude bro bronado look at the tree Category: Shows Length: 00:01:26.250 Tags: .

 

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Sxsw 2011: "auto tune the news" the gregory brothers perform winning

Live performance of Winning from The Gregory Brothers of "Auto Tune the News" at the IFC Crossroads House in Austin, TX, from SXSW 2011. Category: Music Length: 00:01:59.250 Tags: Auto Tune the News .

 

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Auto-tune the news at roflcon ii

rocketboom.com Click on the link above for more info on today's episode! Molly interviews the Gregory Brothers - Andrew, Michael, Evan, and Sarah about their popular series Auto-Tune the News at ROFLCon II. This episode is hydrated by vitaminwater! www.vitaminwatercanada.ca ROFLCon roflcon.org Auto-Tune the News www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates! twitter.com twitter.com Join us on Facebook for behind the scenes pics and videos! facebook.com Join us at rocketboom.com for an ad free experience. Category: Entertainment Length: 00:02:57.750 Tags: autotunethenews .

 

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Auto-tune the news - best experimental - 2010 streamys ...

Best Experimental Web Series Auto-Tune The News The Gregory Brothers Winners speech from the 2010 Streamy Awards Craft Awards Ceremony, April 7, 2010 at the Barnsdall Gallery Theatre © Streamys, LLC Recording by SPwrite Productions, LLC Category: Entertainment Length: 00:00:37.500 Tags: .

 

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Auto-tune the news: bed intruder song

Big brother antoine dawson is not playing games Category: Comedy Length: 00:03:03 Tags: .

 

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Backing up song /*/not the original\*\

I TAKE NO CREDIT I DID NOT MAKE THIS Category: Comedy Length: 00:01:11.250 Tags: .

 

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Autotune the news - bed intruder christmas

**UPDATE: THE WEBBY AWARDS EXTENDED ENTRY DEADLINE IS FRIDAY, JANUARY 28TH, 2011. LAST CHANCE FOR YOU TO ENTER. ENTER TODAY: http:entries.webbyawards.com ** Who said auto-tune is dead? The Gregory Brothers of "Auto-Tune the News" disproved that theory with this year's wildly popular "Bed Intruder Song," featuring viral-star Antoine Dodson. Watch exclusive video of BarelyPolitical's visit to the Webby Award-winning Gregory Brothers' home to learn how "Auto-Tune the News" is created, their thoughts on auto-tune and the music industry, and for an impromptu Christmas version of the "Bed Intruder Song." Final deadline is December 17, enter your work at entries.webbyawards.com today! Category: Comedy Length: 00:02:06.750 Tags: .

 

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The digitour: autotune the news/the gregory bros. // 2012 tix on sale dec 19th!

** 2012 Tix On Sale DEC 19th! thedigitour.com ** -- The Gregory Brothers AutoTune The News are joining us on the The DigiTour 2011 The DigiTour is the very first national tour featuring your favorite YouTubers! We're hitting 27 cities this Spring of 2011! www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com www.ustream.tv Featuring: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com -- www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Category: Music Length: 00:01:34.500 Tags: .

 

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The gregory brothers "auto-tune the news #8" at the 2nd annual streamy awards

The Gregory Brothers perform "Auto-Tune the News #8, Season 1" at the 2nd Annual Streamy Awards, April 11, 2010. My view from the front row at the Orpheum Theater, Los Angeles, California. See the original: www.youtube.com Distributed by Tubemogul. Category: Music Length: 00:03:03 Tags: .

 

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Autotune bed intruder song with download link lyrics and looped

Don't forget to subscribe, thumbs up, and favorite!!! I thought this was good enough to make a loop into for all others who enjoyed it like I did. Download link for song here. Without it looping and as an mp3. =] www.megaupload.com Originally done by "schmoyoho | Season 1 Ep. 12b" Exact description by them with the lyrics below. All credit goes to them. Their channel is here. Go subscribe to them now. www.youtube.com Auto-Tune BED INTRUDER SONG With Download Link and Lyrics After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attacker himself. Evan Gregory then proceeds to play a heartfelt cover of the resulting song. Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Original Video: www.youtube.com Chords: Chords: chorus- gm cm dm 4x bridge- Eb dm cm gm Eb dm cm F dm F Lyrics: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real the man got away leaving ... Category: Entertainment Length: 00:07:48.750 Tags: .

 

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